#knowing-oneself

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."