#knowledge

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"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"knowledge without application is like a book that is never read' Christopher Crawford, Hemel Hempstead."

"We are here and it is now. Further than that, all human knowledge is moonshine."

"... informed ignorance provides the natural state of mind for research scientists at the ever-shifting frontiers of knowledge. People who believe themselves ignorant of nothing have neither looked for, nor stumbled upon, the boundary between what is known and unknown in the cosmos."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"Despite my firm convictions, I have always been a man who tries to face facts, and to accept the reality of life as new experience and new knowledge unfolds. I have always kept an open mind, a flexibility that must go hand in hand with every form of the intelligent search for truth."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"I’ve learned one thing-people who know the least anyways seem to know it the loudest."

"It would be the height of absurdity to label ignorance tempered by humility "faith"!(Institutio III.2.3)"

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Most of us who turn to any subject with love remember some morning or evening hour when we got on a high stool to reach down an untried volume, or sat with parted lips listening to a new talker, or for very lack of books began to listen to the voices within, as the first traceable beginning of our love."

"El problema es que el niño es una esponja que registra y absorbe indiscriminadamente todo lo que ve [...] El niño formado en la imagen se reduce a ser un hombre que no lee, y, por lo tanto, la mayoría de las veces, es un ser «reblandecido por la televisión», adicto de por vida a los videojuegos."