#knowledge

"My knowledge is mine to use as I see fit. But I’m way too out of shape to see fit."

"No man can reveal to you aught but that which already lies half asleep in the dawning of your knowledge.The teacher who walks in the shadow of the temple, among his followers, gives not of his wisdom but rather of his faith and his lovingness.If he is indeed wise he does not bid you enter the house of his wisdom, but rather leads you to the threshold of your own mind."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"Pacifism There's nothing like seeing action in war to turn a soldier into an instant pacifist or an instant killer."

"To be agreeable in society, you must consent to be taught many things which you already know."

"You may not see it now,"said the Princess of Pure Reason, looking knowingly at Milo's puzzled face, "but whatever we learn has a purpose and whatever we do affects everything and everyone else, if even in the tiniest way."

"When learning is purposeful, creativity blossoms. When creativity blossoms, thinking emanates. When thinking emanates, knowledge is fully lit. When knowledge is lit, economy flourishes."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"What an author doesn't know could fill a book."

"A woman, especially if she have the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."