#knowledge

"Time after time have nations, ay, and rich and strong nations, learned in the arts, been, and passed away to be forgotten, so that no memory of them remains. This is but one of several; for Time eats up the works of man."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"If I knew what you’d do, exactly when you knew what you’d do, then I’d either be you or I’d be God. And we both know I’m not you."

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"Progress has always been achieved by probing well-entrenched and well-founded forms of life with unpopular and unfounded values. This is how man gradually freed himself from fear and from the tyranny of unexamined systems."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Scientia potentia est.Knowledge is power."

"But the world is out there, and it understands that the illusion of knowledge and freedom is not the same as the real thing. Eventually it will fade, and there are those who will do whatever it takes to make that happen sooner rather than later."

"Pursue knowledge as though it is your life-blood, then you will know greatness!"

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Knowledge, like money and muck (manure), serves us best when spread evenly."

"The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."