#knowledge

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"If you ask me what remains to be known in the future, I’ll say, ‘Memorize all the world’s encyclopedias.’ Once you do that, forget all that fancy junk and rake the leaves – else I’m gonna take a stick to you, boy."

"Once a day, especially in the early years of life and study, call yourselves to an account what new ideas, what new proposition or truth you have gained, what further confirmation of known truths, and what advances you have made in any part of knowledge."

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"Never confuse a hunger for knowledge with a thirst for truth."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."

"The man who sees both sides of a question is a man who sees absolutely nothing."

"Wisdom is nothing more than confirmed imagination: just because one did not study for his exam does not mean that he should leave it blank."

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"I don't pretend to know everything; I just only speak on matters I know I'll win."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"A little learning is a dangerous thing.Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian Spring;There shallow draughts intoxicate the brain,and drinking largely sobers us again."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."