#life

"You will never get everything in life but you will get enough."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"I personally have dealt with any adversity in my life with humor. That's why I told America to 'Read my hips!' on 'Dancing With the Stars' or was happy to play along with Jason Alexander and Jerry Seinfeld in the great restaurant scene on 'Seinfeld.'"

"By the truth we are undone. Life is a dream. 'Tis the waking that kills us. He who robs us of our dreams robs us of our life."

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed."

"I am suddenly comsumed by nostalgia for the little girl who was me, who loved the fields and believed in God, who spent winter days home sick from school reading Nancy Drew and sucking menthol cough drops, who could keep a secret."

"Disappointment came to me,and booted me,and bruised and hurt me,but that's how people grow up."

"Reading feeds the soul, writing nourishes it!"

"Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another."

"I’m passionate about being compassionate. It takes a lot to give of yourself, and that’s why it’s such a gift—for both the recipient and the giver."

"Your nightmares follow you like a shadow, forever."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"If you find yourself drawn to an event against all logic, go. The universe is telling you something."

"Not in his speech, not in his thoughts, I see his greatness, only in his actions, in his life."

"After a point of time, when you get success and fame, money and everything, the purpose of life has to be redefined. For me, I think that purpose is to build bridges. Artists can do that very easily, more than politicians."

"That's the problem with life. You never get enough time to stare at your ceiling and try to figure out what's going on."

"You won't lag behind, because you'll have the speed. You'll pass the whole gang and you'll soon take the lead.Wherever you fly, you'll be best of the best.Wherever you go, you will top all the rest.Except when you don't.Because, sometimes, you won't."

"We do not live to think, but, on the contrary, we think in order that we may succeed in surviving."