#mind-power

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"A thought is a Cosmic Order waiting to happen."

"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Detonation vs. Pre-Ignition [10w] Poets have thin skins;physicists call this differential burn rates."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"The only thing limiting your aspiration is your imagination."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"