"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."
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self-improvement Quotes
"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."
"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"
"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"
"To change the world takes time; to change yourself takes courage."
"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."
"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"
"Success is within reach of all people, but you can grasp it only when you realise the power within you."
"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."
"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"
"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."
"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."
"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."
"Poverty: a temporary financial low, curable by money."
"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."
"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."
"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."
"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"
"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."
"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."