#mind-power

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"When you concentrate your energy purposely on the future possibility that you aspire to realize, your energy is passed on to it and makes it attracted to you with a force stronger than the one you directed towards it."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"The great dividing line between success and failure is Cosmic Ordering"

"My mind’s flight rises beneath the seagull’s wings …then ocean is my motherland I feel"

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Poetry Site vs. Social Networking Site [10w] Hello Poetry is whatever you want Hello Poetry to be."

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"♥ Love ♡ My heart skips a beat every time you walk through the door!It isn't love ~ I have an arrhythmia."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."