#mind-power

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Cosmic Ordering is your one way ticket to prosperity."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"please=""hand=""me=""the=""remote,=""dear."=""[10w]=""The most effective method of birth control is grannie panties."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."