#mind-power

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Failures and mistakes are lessons to be learned from. They are opportunities for growth."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"New York City [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} In fast-paced New York Cityeven the bubbling brooks babble.The Hudson and East River run rabid,skirting the rabble"

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."

"Don't live to be judged for what you haven't done. Live to be judged for what you have done."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"My mind’s flight rises beneath the seagull’s wings …then ocean is my motherland I feel"

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Remember, you are training your mind. You are either training to look for things to go wrong or you are training it to look for anything to go right. Train yourself to think only positive thoughts."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."