#mind-power

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"No matter how small you start, always dream big."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"A barrier is a limitation only when you perceive it as one."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"The only time you fail is when you fall down and stay down."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"Hearts Hearts of hope and of promiseHearts filled with dreams and whim,These are the hearts of loversUnguarded,Standing out on a limb.Hearts unmended and brokenHearts scarred to stone and steel,These are the hearts of loversArmored,Being unable to feel."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."