#mind-power

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Each new friend gives rise to the possibility of anything!"

"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"It is in doing things and not reading about them that results come about."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"The greatest barrier to wealth creation is the denial of Cosmic Ordering."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Poetry Site vs. Social Networking Site [10w] Hello Poetry is whatever you want Hello Poetry to be."

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Remember, you are training your mind. You are either training to look for things to go wrong or you are training it to look for anything to go right. Train yourself to think only positive thoughts."