#mind-power

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"The first rule about the low hanging fruit principle is to always watch out for low hanging branches, they’re the ones to take it away from you."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"A person today who seems to have a great sense of self-esteem has his or her childhood days to thank for it."

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."

"Before you can successfully make friends with others, first you have to become your own friend."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Your dreams will come true, but do not be overly demanding. Be logical – there are not enough mansions for everyone in the world, are there?"

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."