#mind

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"The white cat Sal-al was lying on the straw matting in the empty conservatory. She looked at us with a wicked, conceited expression as if all her appetites had just been satisfied. She was beautiful. Vesta and I both said, "I wish I were a cat!"Before we got to the last word we smiled at each other in annoyance, not liking the idea that most human beings think very much alike."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"O the mind, mind has mountains; cliffs of fallFrightful, sheer, no-man-fathomed."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"The free mind, unafraid of labor, presses on to attain the good."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Wrote my way out of the hood...thought my way out of poverty! Don't tell me that knowledge isn't power. Education changes everything."

"A great memory does not make a mind, any more than a dictionary is a piece of literature."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Positivity is a connectivity between Heart-to-Heart and not Mind-to-Mind as that is only equal Profitability."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"