#mind

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"The learnin' mind is the livin' mind... an' any sort o' smart is truesome smart, old smart or new, high smart or low."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"How Much Space? {Couplet} Give a lover space enough to rejoice in their choice,but not enough room for their doubts to give voice."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"We are all teachers, we all have knowledge and experiences that can teach others."

"‎"The less random stuff you hear about, the more room in your ears for music, that's what I always say"-Paisley"

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"Your future is only as bright as your mind is open."

"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"The general aim of third-party mind programming is: manipulation of beliefs and affiliations, an increase in dependency and subsequent diminishment of autonomy."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"For desired conclusions, we ask ourselves, "Can I believe this?", but for unpalatable conclusions we ask, "Must I believe this?"

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Believe God for something today. Prayer is the key to connecting with God and allowing Him to speak to your spirit. Open your heart and free your mind."