#mind

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"Figure, Woman, Wife I study the sleeping figure,Stare at her sated curl of lip;Her lids sealed in dreams so pureMy love's secured from tip to tip.I study the sleeping womanHer forehead faint with sweatHer eyes wildly remmingOf adulterous sex, I bet.I study the sleeping wife,Her mouth faintly drawing breath;Her throat pouring pools of blood ~How I loved this woman to death."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"In a general sense, I admit to valuing the worldviews of men under the age of 40 and women over the age of 30."

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Nonsense is that which does not fit into the prearranged patterns which we have superimposed on reality...Nonsense is nonsense only when we have not yet found that point of view from which it makes sense."

"Mind isn't as serious as my mind makes it out to be."

"Not thinking about anything is Zen. Once you know this, walking, sitting, or lying down, everything you do is Zen."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"If you are ready for the secret, you already possess one half of it,therefore, you will readily recognize the other half the moment it reaches your mind."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"The word 'innocence' means a mind that is incapable of being hurt."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."