#spiritual-growth

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."