#spiritual-growth

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"Rejection is an opportunity for your selection."

"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Every day, live in a way that honors who you are."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"