#misunderstanding

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

"The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't being said. The art of reading between the lines is a life long quest of the wise."

"There is, I believe, in every disposition a tendency to some particular evil, a natural defect, which not even the best education can overcome.""And your defect is a propensity to hate everybody.""And yours,"he replied with a smile, "is wilfully to misunderstand them."

"In a general sense, I admit to valuing the worldviews of men under the age of 40 and women over the age of 30."

"Sometimes the best and worst times of your life can coincide. It is a talent of the soul to discover the joy in pain—-thinking of moments you long for, and knowing you’ll never have them again. The beautiful ghosts of our past haunt us, and yet we still can’t decide if the pain they caused us out weighs the tender moments when they touched our soul. This is the irony of love."

"I am the red wheelbarrow of communism. William Carlos Williams wrote a poem about me."

"True regret is knowing you missed your only opportunity to be simply a good friend to someone that was exactly like you."

"The common man prays, 'I want a cookie right now!' And God responds, 'If you'd listen to what I say, tomorrow it will bring you 100 cookies."