"I am the red wheelbarrow of communism. William Carlos Williams wrote a poem about me."
"To be the best, you have to be willing to do what nobody does. And today, if nobody reads and nobody works hard, then you also have to give up reading and become lethargic to be successful."
"Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your heart."
"I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs."
"I wish my stove came with a Save As button like Word has. That way I could experiment with my cooking and not fear ruining my dinner."
"Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your heart."