"I am the red wheelbarrow of communism. William Carlos Williams wrote a poem about me."
"People always ask me if I’m into sports, and I say, “Well, isn’t writing a sport? If you’re doing it right, and you have a deadline, you should be sweating."
"From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge."
"Love means the world to me. But so does a globe."
"Can America get back to a point where politicians are honest? Not unless that point is the tip of a sword."
"I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs."