#naps

"I slept through the award presentation for Napper of the Year. They had to wake me when I won. Winning was like a dream come true."

"What do you think they're going to do to us when they find us guilty?"she says after a few minutes of silence have passed."Honestly?""Does now seem like the time for honesty?"I look at her from the corner of my eye. "I think they're going to force us to eat lots of cake and then take an unreasonably long nap."