I slept through the award presentation for Napper of the Yea... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I slept through the award presentation for Napper of the Year. They had to wake me when I won. Winning was like a dream come true."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."
"My heart only grows more powerful the more my flowing love goes unabsorbed, unobserved, and unappreciated."
"I’m a Pisces, and people say that Pisces make the best the best lovers. That’s because Pisces are fish, and it’s like my grandpa always used to say, “The next best thing to making love to a mermaid, is having sex with a fish."
"Dinner was a riot, but the food was bland, so I doused it with pepper spray. The chef wanted to protest, but he didn’t, because I had the pepper spray."
"I don’t eat Sloppy Joes. I eat Tidy Josephs."