More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’m just going to keep plugging away until I find success—or an electrical socket that works. This is the secret to gaining worldly power."
"Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and green. There’s no depression or envy when both blur into one."
"My ex-girlfriend was exquisite, while my current girlfriend is merely quisite. The ex always makes the past seem more excellent than the present."
"If I could convert books to wine, I’d start with The Grapes of Wrath. I’ve never read it, but maybe tonight I’ll be thirsty enough."
"I have an inconsequential errand to run tomorrow so I’ll get up at 5, be there at 5:30, and wait for them to open up at 10. I’m never late, except in love."