#paraphrased

"That which does not kill us makes us stronger."

"There is no God and we are his prophets."

"Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it."

"What doesn't kill us makes us funnier."

"Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing."

"If the bee disappeared off the face of the earth, man would only have four years left to live."

"Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people."

"Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources"

"All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental."

"I have something that I call my Golden Rule. It goes something like this: 'Do unto others twenty-five percent better than you expect them to do unto you.' … The twenty-five percent is for error."

"Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar."

"I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong."

"Do you hate people?”“I don't hate them...I just feel better when they're not around."

"He who hesitates is a damned fool."

"Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them."

"Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love."

"Do not think that love in order to be genuine has to be extraordinary. What we need is to love without getting tired. Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies."

"We have seen the best minds of our generation destroyed by boredom at poetry readings."

"To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness."

"What's in a name, anyway? That which we call a nose by any other name would still smell."