#philosophy

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Time is what keeps things from happening all at once."

"You are what you do. If you do boring, stupid monotonous work, chances are you'll end up boring, stupid and monotonous. Work is a much better explanation for the creeping cretinization all around us than even such significant moronizing mechanisms as television and education."

"Smile! Accept hatred with love."

"To fill your heart with love, just love an innocent animal."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Man is conceived in sin and born in corruption and he passeth from the stink of the didie to the stench of the shroud. There is always something(All The King's Men)"

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Thought is what we start from: the simple, intimate, immediate datum. Matter is the inferred thing, the mystery."

"Be wiser than other people if you can; but do not tell them so."

"Life's managed, not cured."

"I am my world."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"What is humor?' one of their professors had posed, and he had answered, ''nondangerous, unexpectedly inappropriate juxtaposition."

"The more powerful the class, the more it claims not to exist."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."