#philosophy

"In football everything is complicated by the presence of the opposite team."

"There is no future without a past, because what is to be cannot be imagined except as a form of repetition."

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."

"Truth may start out timid, but it finishes bold."

"For axioms in philosophy are not axioms until they are proved upon our pulses."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"I have learned to be a friend to myself Great improvement this indeed Such a one can never be said to be alone for know that he who is a friend to himself is a friend to all mankind"

"Ideas are the source of all things"

"We are the hollow menWe are the stuffed menLeaning togetherHeadpiece filled with straw. Alas!Our dried voices, whenWe whisper togetherAre quiet and meaninglessAs wind in dry grassOr rats' feet over broken glassIn our dry cellarShape without form, shade without colour,Paralysed force, gesture without motion;- The Hollow Men"

"Everything existing in the universe is the fruit of chance and necessity."

"More people die from the hunger of love than from the lack of food."

"Before you hate something you should try to understand it."

"Dare to think. You can expand your world by thinking and expanding happiness."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"If you win, you need not have to explain...If you lose, you should not be there to explain!"

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"We are often taught to look for the beauty in all things, so in finding it, the layman asks the philosopher while the philosopher asks the photographer."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."