#positive-motivation

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."