#positive-motivation

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."