#positive-motivation

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"Dare to love yourselfas if you were a rainbowwith gold at both ends."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Ars Poetica: Write Poetry on a Black Slate Poetry should be written on a black slate of imagination,the poet artfully allowing images to emerge from the dark."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."