#positive-motivation

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."