#positive-motivation

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"The Refugee I packed my car with cash and valuablesand headed for the border.At the first checkpoint they took my cash.At the second they took my valuables.At the border they took my car and my shoes.I walked barefoot the last 100 feet to freedom,and was greeted with open arms by a person I didn't recognize.In time I discovered that strangerwas the me they could not take from me."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Cruel Love [10w] Cruel love helps turn out excellent,competitive, cutthroat, dog-eat-dog children."

"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."

"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"