#positive-motivation

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"Q & A The illness of our time is not that we lack for answers;man's tragedy is that we've forgotten the important questions."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."