#positive-motivation

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."

"The Poet is God When a poem's words perfectly fit,it has legs.When they communicate well,it has a voice.When they make you think,it has a mind.When the make you feel,it has a heart.Think about it.When you write a poem,you've created a person,with a distinct identityand an immortal soulthat you send out into the worldto possibly change the world.Now you know what it feels liketo be God."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"