#positive-motivation

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."