#positive-motivation

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"Hearts Hearts of hope and of promiseHearts filled with dreams and whim,These are the hearts of loversUnguarded,Standing out on a limb.Hearts unmended and brokenHearts scarred to stone and steel,These are the hearts of loversArmored,Being unable to feel."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"Hanzō Katana Poetry A poem should be forged and folded to perfection like a Hanzō katanaand as gentle as the mist it cuts through."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."