"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."
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"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."
"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."
"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."
"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."
"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."
"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."
"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."
"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."
"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."
"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."
"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"
"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."
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"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."
"Time [10w] {Couplet} Can there be more callous crimethan unkindly killing time?"
"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."
"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."
"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."
"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."