#power-of-thoughts

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Poetry is a Ladder {C☰O☰U☰P☰L☰E☰T} {The poet's job is to create a ladder} {for the reader to enter his imagination}and☰once☰they've☰climbed☰u­p☰to☰the ☰top☰remove☰each☰rung☰by☰grad­ation"

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"The beginning of wisdom is the definition of terms."

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."