#power-of-thoughts

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."