"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."
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"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."
"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."
"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."
"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."
"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."
"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."
"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."
"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."
"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."
"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."
"As a single footstep will not make a path on the earth, so a single thought will not make a pathway in the mind. To make a deep physical path, we walk again and again. To make a deep mental path, we must think over and over the kind of thoughts we wish to dominate our lives."
"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."
"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."
"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."
"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."
"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"
"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."
"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."
"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."