"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."
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"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."
"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."
"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."
"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."
"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."
"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."
"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."
"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."
"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."
"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."
"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."
"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."
"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."
"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."
"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."
"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."
"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."
"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"
"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."