"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."
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"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."
"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."
"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."
"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."
"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."
"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"
"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."
"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."
"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."
"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."
"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."
"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."
"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."
"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."
"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."
"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."
"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."
"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."
"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."