#power-of-words

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"Witchcraft vs. Wordcraft [10w] Covens of witches convened at their annual unconventional Coven’s Convention."

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Earth Smile The lip of the mountain smiles ochrewhen the drumming raindrops take root.Pigments from yellow to deep orange to brown,form crowns of light, mirrors reflecting fire ~the ire in the earth, the smirk of the dirt."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Oppressor vs. Oppressed [10w] Love somtimes disintegrates into becoming the oppressor or the oppressed."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."