"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"
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power-of-words Quotes
"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."
"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."
"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."
"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"
"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."
"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."
"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."
"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."
"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."
"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."
"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."
"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."
"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."
"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."
"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."
"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."
"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."
"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."
"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."