#power-of-words

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"Hanzō Katana Poetry A poem should be forged and folded to perfection like a Hanzō katanaand as gentle as the mist it cuts through."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"Writing has nothing to do with meaning. It has to do with landsurveying and cartography, including the mapping of countries yet to come."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."