#Purpose

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"Our sole purpose on this earth is to add value to others. It doesn’t make sense to just exist in people's lives or to be a drain on them, does it?"

"The journey of the sun and moon is predictable, but yours is your ultimate art."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Spirituality is recognizing and celebrating that we are all inextricably connected to each other by a power greater than all of us, and that our connection to that power and to one another is grounded in love and compassion. Practicing spirituality brings a sense of perspective, meaning and purpose to our lives."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"A wind that blows aimlessly is no good to anyone."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"The artist lives to have stories to tell and to learn to tell them well."

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."