#Purpose

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"In the way this strange gentleman was going on, he would leave the world without having done any good to himself or anybody else."

"The only purpose of our lives consists in waking each other up and being there for each other."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"If you want to identify me, ask me not where I live, or what I like to eat, or how I comb my hair, but ask me what I am living for, in detail, ask me what I think is keeping me from living fully for the thing I want to live for."

"But we are strong, each in our purpose, and we are all more strong together."

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"The fact that you are still alive assures you that God has something for you to accomplish."

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"A writer - and, I believe, generally all persons - must think that whatever happens to him or her is a resource. All things have been given to us for a purpose, and an artist must feel this more intensely. All that happens to us, including our humiliations, our misfortunes, our embarrassments, all is given to us as raw material, as clay, so that we may shape our art."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Give your life purpose and focus. Position yourself to succeed"