#Purpose

"Nothing is more creative... nor destructive... than a brilliant mind with a purpose."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Know what you want and reach out eagerly for it."

"You life matters. You are here for a reason. Your job is to determine why."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"I would argue that nothing gives life more purpose than the realization that every moment of consciousness is a precious and fragile gift."

"Life is difficult."

"When a man finds this kind of woman, he will go all out for her knowing that she will not be a letdown."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"NOT UNTIL I MET YOUNot until I felt your sunshine,Did I realize that I had been in the shade.Not until I saw all your colors,Did I realize that mine had faded.Not until I heard your dreams,Did I realize that I was still sleeping.And not until I experienced my life with you,Did I realize that I was barelyBreathing."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."