#spiritual-growth

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Ars Poetica: Write Poetry on a Black Slate Poetry should be written on a black slate of imagination,the poet artfully allowing images to emerge from the dark."

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"God is whispering in your heart, in the whole existence, just tune your ears."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."