#spiritual-growth

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Quiet the mind, and the soul will speak."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."