#spiritual-growth

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"Lies vs. Truth [10w] I can only speak truth if I lie to myself."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."