#spiritualism

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."