"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."
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"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"
"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."
"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."
"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"
"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."
"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."
"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."
"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."
"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"
"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."
"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."
"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."
"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."
"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."
"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."
"please=""hand=""me=""the=""remote,=""dear."=""[10w]=""The most effective method of birth control is grannie panties."
"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."
"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."
"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."