#spiritualism

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Ars Poetica: Write Poetry on a Black Slate Poetry should be written on a black slate of imagination,the poet artfully allowing images to emerge from the dark."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Autumn Ikebana [10w] + {Haiku} Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves.or:Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves."

"Love's a Sacred Vessel [10w] Love's the sacred vessel embracing the mystical energy of evolution."

"Ars Poetica: Dovetailing Collage [10w] Poems should be a dovetailing collage not a linear cohesion."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."