#spiritualism

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."