#spiritualism

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."