#spiritualism

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Apakah seorang pencari keheningan adalah si mulia? ataukah si pengecut yang tidak berani menghadapi masalah dunia?"