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"I've had great success being a total idiot."

"Some people think I'm a total moron and I would hope most people think I'm very good at what I do."

"I am highly offended by the total lack of acknowledgement of my contribution to Laker success."

"My two big date deal breakers are someone with no sense of humor and someone who chews badly. I will never be with someone who never laughs or someone who chews disgustingly, so if either of those things are detected on a date - it's a total deal breaker."

"A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself."