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"I am highly offended by the total lack of acknowledgement of my contribution to Laker success."

"I've had great success being a total idiot."

"My two big date deal breakers are someone with no sense of humor and someone who chews badly. I will never be with someone who never laughs or someone who chews disgustingly, so if either of those things are detected on a date - it's a total deal breaker."

"A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself."

"Some people think I'm a total moron and I would hope most people think I'm very good at what I do."